Post by Spli7s7one on Aug 4, 2006 17:22:48 GMT -5
My name is is split stone i walk into a gay bar. and i see to gay jedi's making out so i take out my gigatic saber with the color pink and i eat one of the jedi's face off. then i lick my fingers and throw his face back up. well neways. i run away to my hotel room. and ther other gay guy is standing ther waiting for me in my bedroom.i run the other way but this guy no face come outa nowhere and they attempt to rape me/ i take out meh gigantic pink saber and wack them with it. in the end there are 2 gay spy jedi's in my room so i try to clean the evidence so i dont go to jail cuz i dont want to go ot jail. and then i stop and i hear that pepsi techno song. and i randomly start dancing out of nowhere. and the cops come outa nowhere. and they are like w t f mate ^^. and im just like its pepsi an i pull a pepsi can out of my pants an they drink it and then start dancing with me soo then. the song ends. and the cops are just like w t f mate ^^.. an as i run to turn the song back on they attack me from behind so the ycan arrest me for eating sum1's face. so i do one of them roudhouse kicks and send them flying out the window while at the same time i turned on the techno so they were dancing on the way to their death. which in my opinion wasn't funny at all cuz im not a funny guy. i am not stupid eather. so i finish that song and i throw the bodies of the gay jedi's out the window. and i run as fast as i can out of the hotel. with my gigantic pink saber off btw. then i pull out my cellfone and i call a friend hes like w t f mate ^^ and im like i d k mate ^^. so then i go to a steak house and i eat a huge t bone steak. and then this chick corners me with her eye. and im just like w t f girl ^^. and shes like o m f g mate ^^ and then we randomly start kissing. so then i run away into the bathroom so i can smell the fresh strawberry smell in the bathroombut some inconsideate loser forgot to flush his big dudu. so then i go and flush it for him. sothen i go back with that chick. and im juss like yeh. and shes like o yeh. and they we run away. and while where running she gets shot. and im like NO mate^^ and shes like *silence*. so then i rush to the hospital and i remember i forgot her back at the shooting site. so i run back to go find her and shes not there. i first thought sum1 already picked her up but then i realized pennywise brought her back to life. and she was standing there with a bullet in her head. so then me and pennywise and that chick started running and we came back to that gay bar and we saw those same jedis making out and we are like w t f mate^^ and they are just like w t f mate^^. and im like stop copyin me and they are like stop talkin to me. and just like no im going to eat you other face. cuz the other guy had no face and they were makin out with no face so it was kinda wierd.
soo... sum1 continue the story.
soo... sum1 continue the story.
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